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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"

Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

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"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma (via expeditum)

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babygotbackandsomechickennuggets:

when you go to a friends house and their pet sits next you 

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jewbeard:

i tried to grab fog
but i mist

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187,456 notes 1 day ago

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

(Source: 4gifs, via mynamesmittens)

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Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it

gucciblunts:

pls idc if its fucked up i’m curious 

(Source: drabbles-and-ideas, via zombiee--unicorn)

366,711 notes 1 day ago
pls do this i'm so sad lol
redbean ice cream: ideal partner
greenbean Popsicle: smth im jealous of
mochi ice cream: what i look for in a friend
mango ice cream: a tumblr ship
strawberri froyo: top 3 insecurites
mint choco froyo: 3 things im proud of
cookies and cream froyo: 3 things you can do to make me automatically like you
orange ice cream: something ive always wanted to tell somebody
jasmine tea: an unpopular opinion that i have
orange tea: a secret that i've kept
oolong tea: my first love
strawberry tea: favourite outfit
bubble tea: fashion pet peeve
strawberry iced tea: your best feature
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ameliadoesaninternet:

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Bonus points: Tell them you think it’s cute when they get so angry. 

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