Theme By: Destroyer / Sleepless
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bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via asvprock)

281,493 notes 9 hours ago

nicolezai:

Cartography of the Moon’s visible side .

Awesome

(via wildmisery)

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myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge, via proctalgia)

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luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

image

look at this sick dog

(via 6baby6doll6)

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never-shout-nigger:

dude i think our babies can talk

(Source: cloudnumberfour, via grouchier)

139,271 notes 9 hours ago

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via jack-baraatwat)

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(Source: lolita-killer, via wreckers)

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